ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGE OF MOBILE PHONES

If you have a mobile phone, you think you're cool, you're fashionable, you'll have more friends... But we are going to the wrong way. Have a mobile phone is good, but as all things, it has advantages and disadvantajes.
With a mobile phone you can talk with all the people that you want, you can stay in Spain and the other person in Germany, but you can. Also, you can send messages, photos, videos, etc, and show everything you want to your friends or family. Mobile phone is good to comunicate. Therefore, all things are not good. There are disadvantages too. You don't have to spend all your time with it. There are too much ways to comuticate with people. Mobile phone can distract children at the school, and they will have bad mark because of this. It get rid of radiactions and it could be bad for your life and in the future it will produce illness. 
Mobile phones are good, but always we have to be responsible with how many time we spend in it and we can do more things apart be everyday with the mobile phones. 

INSTANT MESSAGES

Some useful abbreviations for your instant messages and text messages:

2NITE       tonight                                                       ILLU      I love you

A/S/L       age/sex/location?                                        IMO      in my opinion

B4            before                                                        POS       parent  over shoulder

BBG         bye bye, be good                                       PLZ        please

BFN         bye for now                                               RU         are you there?

BCOZ      because                                                     STYS      speak to you soon

 BS           big smile                                                    2MORO     tomorrow

CU          see you                                                       TNX         thanks

F2F         face-to-face(meet)                                      YT           are you there?

HAGD    have a great day                                           ZZZ         I´m bored , I´m tired

LOL         laugh out loud                                             LMAO    laughing my ass off

PMSL      pissing myself  laughing                                ROFL      rolling on the floor laughing

TFGI       just fucking google it                                    STFU     shut the fuck up

BTW      by the way                                                    TBH      to be honest

IMO       in my opinion                                                G2G      got to go

BRB       be right back                                                 TBF       to be fair

YOLO    you only live once                                          TTYL      talk to you later

ASAP     as soon as possible                                        DIY        do it yourself

FAQ      frequently asked questions                              BFF       best friends for ever

FYI        for your information                                       GF/BF   girldfriend/boyfriend

JK         just kidding                                                     TY         thank you

WTF    what the fuck                                                  OMD   oh my god!

My partner's horoscope: cancer

You are beautiful and you have green eyes and brown long hair. You will have a healthy life because you'll like all the sports. When you have your own house, you'll have a dog called Godofredo.
You're impatient and you want to do things as best as possible. You'll have good marks in the school and you'll find your favourite job. You'll fall in love with eighteen years and you'll be very happy with your boyfriend/ girlfriend.

TEETH

There are two old men in a lake on a boat. One of them sneeze and his false teeh fall into the water. The other coming laugth and they think they can fish it. When a men fish a fish, he puts his false teeh into the mouth of the fish. He shows to the other one and he catchs it and put it in his mouth. He feels that it isn't his false teeh and he thow it into the water.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87AkewNcgwU
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Quand j'étais petite...

Quand j'étais petite, je jouais avec  mon frère aux Barbies et les Action Men. Je le taquinais beaucoup parce que je m'amusais, mais il se fâchais.
Toutes les étés. je voyageais avec ma famille à Cádiz et Almería. Quelque fois, nous allions avec ma famille et mes voisins. Nous nous amusions. Nous allions à la plage et à la piscine aussi, nous faisions une promenade, je jouais avec mes voisins, etcetera.
Quand j'arrivais chez mes grands- parents et mon oncle était ici, nous jouions beaucoup. Nous dansions et nous faisions notre prope danse. Il s'appelait 'bugui- bugui'. Aussi, quand j'arrivais chez mes autres grands- parents, nous allions au fleuve, à la campagne, nous jouions au cache-cache, au ballon...  Nous récoltions des tomates et des oeufs. À la plage, je me baignais et je faisais des chateaux de sable. Je faisais des trous dans le sable pour me mettre à l'intérieur.
Quand j'étais très petite, je ne mangeais pas autre chose que du lait, des petit- pot ou des bouillies 
Pendant ma journée, je sortais tout le matin à neuf heures moins dix chez moi, et j'arrivais à l'école. Je venais de l'école à deux heures ou à trois heures et demie si j'étais à la cantine. L'après- midi, je jouais avec mes poupées et mes jouets. Je m'endormais plus avant que maintenant.